THE STATISTICIAN
She studies Statistics, so naturally numbers are involved somewhere. Give her a dataset and she'll figure it out.
OBSERVATION: DATA ACCEPTED.
We collected the evidence.
We ran the analysis.
We checked the numbers.
Unfortunately, the conclusion is still:
Lama.
Observed behavior, documented by people who've survived knowing her 😂.
She studies Statistics, so naturally numbers are involved somewhere. Give her a dataset and she'll figure it out.
OBSERVATION: DATA ACCEPTED.She's strong. Not the kind of strong that needs everyone to notice it. Just the kind that makes you think: "Okay. She'll figure it out."
RELIABILITY ESTIMATE: VERY HIGH.She has opinions. Not about everything. Just about the things she actually cares about. And when she has one... you'll probably hear it.
CONFIDENCE LEVEL: DEPENDS ON THE TOPIC.She doesn't show every side of herself to everyone. But with the people she loves, there's a much softer version of her underneath all that strength.
ACCESS: RESTRICTED.She can be completely reasonable. She can be stubborn. She can be terrifyingly angry. She can make me laugh without even trying. And somehow, all of those things can exist in the same person.