03 / HER MAJOR

Statistics,
properly used.

PERSONAL DATASET ONE SUBJECT · VERY BIASED SAMPLE
MEAN 10/10 friend quality
MEDIAN 10/10 still a 10
MODE 10/10 obviously
P-VALUE < 0.001 friendship is real
HYPOTHESIS TEST α = 0.05
H₀: This friendship is ordinary.
H₁: This friendship is statistically significant.
p < 0.001 → Reject H₀. Friendship is statistically significant. ✿
CONFIDENCE INTERVAL 95%
CHAOS LOVE + CHAOS LOVE

The true value of 8lboo's ability to make life interesting lies somewhere in this interval.

REGRESSION MODEL R² = 0.999

As time spent knowing Lama increases, the probability of becoming emotionally attached increases.

CONCLUSION

This analysis is obviously biased because the researcher is her best friend. However, the researcher stands by the result.

REAL STATISTICS NOTE

Mean, median, mode, p-value, confidence interval, hypothesis testing, and regression are being used here as a playful theme. The numerical results are fictional and are not actual measurements of the friendship.